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26 June 2005
Why does everything have to be like that?
What's going on peoples. I am back for another installment of the dude's blog. Did you miss me since yesterday? I sure bet you did. God Damn I bet you did.
Did you see Mr. Bean running for the new pope? I think that would have been great if he would have got the job, as you can tell, he seemed surprised that he did not receive the honor of becoming the new pope:
I have seen some pretty good car washes around town since summer is now upon us, but why can't I find a car wash like this? I mean, I bet they know how to really CLEAN a car:
Don't you think that would be great? I sure the hell do. Why can't car washes be like that?
I bet if every city/town/village in the U.S. had a car wash like that, there would no longer be a single dirty vehicle in the country. Not only that, but the girls would become freakin' millionaires. So see, it would be beneficial to everyone. That's just my opinion, but you know, whatever.
Here's another thing, how come there really is no such thing as a HOT nurse. Wouldn't that make the sick people get better soon. Such as this for example:
But then again, it could have an adverse effect. People will start finding stuff that is wrong with them just to go to the hospital. Yet, at the same-time, it would be good for the hospital, and maybe they could lower the prices for treatments and make more money than what they are making right now. You see, everything that I am talking about it actually very economical. Why can't it be like that?
Here's another thing why can't we have HOT librarians. I have never seen one. They only exist in my mind as far as I am concerned. It would also be a very good idea to have more hot librarians. There would be no more illiteracy in our country:
I mean come on people I am trying to come up with ways to make our world better. Why can't things just be like that. It would be beneficial to EVERYONE. Well that's all for today posers. Late
--The Dude
Posted by the-dude16
at 10:47 AM MDT
Updated: 27 June 2005 6:26 AM MDT
25 June 2005
whoo hoo
As of yesterday, I am another year older. Another year gone....I am now 25, but I swear to God I feel as old as: 
I am still pretty young though, although all the kids that are in my college classes call me "grandpa". Rotten little bastards. I think the one thing that lets me still know that I am young is the fact that I think Lindsay Lohan is hot!!
I mean how can you not. I think she could do way better than Bruce Willis. That dude's a bitch anyways.
But yet Lindsay Lohan has some strong competition: and her competitions name is Hilary Duff
So who is hotter? The dude, Who is HOTTER in your own professional opinion, well you know what I don't know. They are both hot as hell. So um...I would have to say, I dig 'em both. So hell yeah. Well until next time posers, this is Morgan Scott signing out. Late.
Posted by the-dude16
at 6:30 AM MDT
Updated: 25 June 2005 7:32 PM MDT
24 June 2005
weird science
Man dudes, you know what I miss? I miss Weird Science the TV show!! That shit was great! It was one of the best TV shows that was ever on
I mean seriously, we need to get that shit out on DVD. I would totally buy it, no questions asked. It was on for several years. I think everyone should own a copy of all the seasons. Here's a quick overview of the show:
Weird Science is a show based on the 1985 John Hughes movie of the same name. High school geeks Wyatt Donnelly and Gary Wallace create their dream girl, a magical genie named Lisa, on Wyatt's computer. Having a genie leads up to five seasons of unique adventures for the guys.
The theme song for the series was the same as the movie- "Weird Science" by 80s group Oingo Boingo.
So please people, I ask you; Raise your voices and influence USA Studios to release Weird Science episodes to DVD!!
I mean if they can put out crap like this:
Then they should definatly come out with weird science. Well that's all for now posers. Late
-The Dude
Posted by the-dude16
at 6:47 AM MDT
18 June 2005
It's been awhile
What's goin' on dudes and chicks? It's been awhile since I have been on to add another post, but you know what? fuck off your not my parents, shit motherfuckers I am a busy dude and shit. Nothing too much has happened really since my last post. I am taking a summer business statistics class, and it licks fucking donkey balls. I am not that good in math as is, and now I have to take this fucking class?...fuck that man. Oh well, it's a small price to pay to one day be a CEO dickhead. I can't wait for that shit man. It seems that the staff I have now are lazy fuckers. There is really nothing I can do about it right now, but I once I become CEO, they are fucking fired
Lazy shit heads.
There is really not much left to say, I should go and yell at the aliens, they are supposed to be working on getting the record recorded for the dick shakes. I think I am going to have to take away their "probing" privlages on girls. Well that's all for now posers. Late.
Posted by the-dude16
at 7:50 AM MDT
Updated: 18 June 2005 8:08 AM MDT
4 June 2005
Just a fanfuckintabulous day
What's up guppies, Morgan Scott is back again for a new installment of absofuckinglutely nothing. This blog might turn into something, but for right now, I just use it to show how odd I really am. It is 5 am fucking satuday morning, and I am awake because I have to go to work in an hour. That really sucks shit. I would like my full-time job to be working for the studio, and playing with my band. Hopefully that shit will work itself out. I don't know if anyone has seen my blog and shit, but if you do happen to run acrossed in this vast cyber realm, go ahead and post as well. I am not a selfesh bastard. I promise not to rip on you too badly when you post. Until next time posers. Late.
Posted by the-dude16
at 4:02 AM MDT
2 June 2005
Bullshit
Mood:
 cheeky
This is the dude, A.K.A, Morgan Scott. How's it going guppies. I have my own blog, and since you are here, why don't you just finish reading what I have to say. I am not going to make this too long, I am going to keep it short and fucking sweet. I work for a record label called Punk Rocket Science Records. I am also the guitarist/vocals for a band called "The Dick Shakes" We are working on getting some tracks laid down so that we can get out a CD. It's going to be a long and tedious venture however, since we don't have any other employees other than ourselves. We are completely dependant on the concept of DIY. That's all for now posers. Late
Posted by the-dude16
at 7:24 PM MDT
Updated: 7 June 2005 6:11 PM MDT
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